Ridge-Running Cowboy

By: Tom Thornton
September 10, 2008

Sung to the tune of “Rhinestone Cowboy”


Got dandruff flakes in my hair, nasty stains on my underwear-

I drive an ole, beat-up, pickup truck, bet my paycheck on my Lotto luck-

Gotta buy a bus pass cuz I can’t afford the gas-

My girlfriend is on gov. aid. It helps get all my bills paid-

I spend weekends in a Nazi band, takin' a white-power stand-

But I like the liberal state that keeps my credit cards up to date-

I use crystal meth cuz it’s the best-

I'm doin' just swell-

I'm an in-your-face, punky, ridge-runnin' cowboy, pal.