The Horny Horseman

By: Ramona Thompson
September 5, 2008

100 years ago on Halloween night a young village outsider was caught having sex with the farmer's daughter.

And so to punish him for what they considered a most unholy sin the angry villagers tortured and than killed the young man in a most horrid way.....by cutting off the stud's most prized pocession of his manhood.


At the exact moment his penis was servered from his trembling and pale body the young man placed this curse upon all of the villager's ancestors who ever felt the yearning sensual desires of the flesh
Trick or treat
When you hear the sound
The sound of my barren steed's soulless feet
You will know than that I have returned
Returned in the night to right what you all have wronged
So beware, oh yes, beware
The longings, gruntings, and groanings of The Horny Horsemans's sensual pleasures too long denied


And so the curse has carried forth to this day on every Halloween.

Young couples locked in heated torrid embraces be it in their cars or in local private motel rooms find themselves his victims with only the women living to tell of The Horny Horseman's most wicked of deeds.

To quench his inhuman carnal thrist, The Horny Horseman robs the young men of their manhood with one fell swift cut of his blade as he was once long ago robbed of his own.

Than in an even more evil twist the gentlemen's lady loves are raped with their massacred members or so the story goes.

How do I know?

You might ask.

All too well for you see I was once one of The Horny Horseman's victims one year ago this Halloween.

And now.....

Now I hold in my arms the proof of this most obscene and strange tale.

Born 9 months to the day after......

I hold the cruel heartless headless seed of......

THE HORNY HORSEMAN!


The End?